Stolen from Facebook...
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:13 pm
And modified for the Dutch Shepherd (previously Mal):
A Rottweiler, a German Shepherd, and a Dutch Shepherd were having a drink together and the Rottie says, "God told me I was most handsome and powerful dog ever."
The German Shepherd looked up and said, "Well, God told me I was the bravest and most loyal dog ever."
The Dutch Shepherd knocked back his drink, looked at the other 2 dogs and said, "I don't remember saying any of that crap."

A Rottweiler, a German Shepherd, and a Dutch Shepherd were having a drink together and the Rottie says, "God told me I was most handsome and powerful dog ever."
The German Shepherd looked up and said, "Well, God told me I was the bravest and most loyal dog ever."
The Dutch Shepherd knocked back his drink, looked at the other 2 dogs and said, "I don't remember saying any of that crap."