Dog Rules
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:51 am
This sign is posted in one of my vet's treatment rooms. I love getting that room, because these words never fail to make me smile...(there is no attirbution on the sign, so I have no idea who wrote it)
DOG RULES
1.The dog is NOT allowed in the house
2.Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms
3.Alright, the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture
4.Well, okay, the dog can get on the OLD furniture only
5.Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep on the bed
6.Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation
7.The dog can sleep on the bed anytime, but not under the covers
8.Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers, but by invitation only
9.Fine, the dog can sleep under the covers every nite
10.Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog
Geyser is allowed in the house and in all the rooms, but she's not yet allowed on the furniture. So, I had to pick an illustration that has a DS in GSD disguise...
DOG RULES
1.The dog is NOT allowed in the house
2.Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms
3.Alright, the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture
4.Well, okay, the dog can get on the OLD furniture only
5.Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep on the bed
6.Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation
7.The dog can sleep on the bed anytime, but not under the covers
8.Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers, but by invitation only
9.Fine, the dog can sleep under the covers every nite
10.Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog
Geyser is allowed in the house and in all the rooms, but she's not yet allowed on the furniture. So, I had to pick an illustration that has a DS in GSD disguise...
